Oswald

The 'o' in Hozz

Breaker of the fourth wall

Occupation: College student

Warps space and language

The info here is in a state of flux, everything can be changed!

Because Oswald was born on Earth his powers have been active since birth. Oswald bends space, chance, and reality in general. This has two main effects. First and most obvious, Oswald can do things without much explanation, like looting dragons for World of Warcraft into real life or installing magical portals. Although Oswald finds nothing strange about his own actions and CAN never do it intentionally. Second, what people want happens with more frequency when Oswald is around: Hugh finds a clue, Zack bumps into his friend, Ziggy finds a dollar, or everyone looks out the window so the evil ninja can escape. Although the effects should be very subtle. Oswald effects people close in either distance or time. so if we could graph distance and time on a flat plane, then Oswald would effect people in a circle. even people who are about to but have not yet met him are effected.

I suggest that we never discus how Oswald does what he does in the comic itself.