Dragon lootz

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The general idea is nailed down, details are flexible.


Oswald loots a dragon that he kills in WOW. He gets a giant glowing battle axe. Or maybe some boots. Or a hat of some kind.

Idea 1

Dragon Lootz
Where the apartment
When unknown
Who Oswald, Ziggy
Summary Oswald and Ziggy are sitting back to back playing on the computer.

Ziggy: "Go ahead and take the axe. I can't use it." Oswald: Reaches into his computer screen and takes out the axe. It is tiny, just like it was displayed. "I'm going to have trouble using it myself. These things are always smaller than I imagine." Ziggy: "Really? I always thought they were abnormally large. Can you imagine trying to swing something like that around?" Oswald: "Yeah, it looks cool, but it probably won't be very useful." He drops the miniature axe in his desk drawer. Ziggy: "Too bad we can't really get an axe like that." Oswald: Swivels around in his chair and gives Ziggy a look like 'you're crazy'. Ziggy doesn't notice.

Idea 2

Dragon Lootz
Where the apartment
When unknown
Who Oswald, Ziggy
Summary Oswald and Ziggy are sitting back to back playing on the computer.

Ziggy: "Go ahead and take the axe. I can't use it." Oswald: Reaches into his computer screen and takes out the axe. It is huge. "I could wield it, but I'm not sure what I'd use it for" Ziggy: "for what you'd use it. don't end with a preposition" Oswald: "I'll end you with a preposition!" Oswald cleaves Ziggy's monitor it two. Ziggy: is astounded

Idea Tehree

Dragon Lootz
Where the apartment
When unknown
Who Oswald
Summary Oswald is sitting in background of another comic

Panel 1: Oswald playing Panel 2: Hands upraised, clearly celebrating Panel 3: Holding up pair of silly glowing cloth boots with a quizzical look on his face. Another later comic: Brothers suit up to fight some threat. Oswald can be seen wearing same boots.