At the same time
So, I was thinking. People talk about "you can't walk and chew gum at the same time" (which isn't true) or "you can't pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time" (which isn't true either)
They also say "you can't have your cake and eat it at the same time" (a slight modification, but it will do) which is only true if you're talking about the whole cake.
Well how about the brothers coming up with some really difficult "at the same time" sayings, and then thinking about how to actually accomplish them. It sounds like some of the discussions we have, and we could illustrate some cool thoughts, and differences in how the brothers approach things.
- You can't drive a bus and play golf at the same time
- Ziggy's thoughts: Refit the buss so the steering wheel is on the roof, where there is a tee. Steer with one hand, swing the club with the other.
- Hugh's thoughts: Diving out the window of a moving bus, wielding a golf club, tossing up a golfball and about to whack it out of the air, while the bus (full of explosives) zooms off of a cliff, into a volcano!
- Zack's thoughts: skidding a bus sideways so the back end swings around and putts the ball into the hole. His caddy is holding the flag, and running for cover.
- Oswald's thoughts: Riding a horse in a cowboy outfit. One pistol blazing in the air, while shooting the golfball with the other. He is driving (with the help of some sheepdogs) an entire herd of living busses over the course.
- You can't paint a masterpiece and juggle with five monkeys at the same time
- Zack's thoughts: juggling 2 monkeys who are juggling 2 other monkeys who are throwing 1 monkey in the air repeatedly. the last monkey makes a single paint stroke at the height of his toss
- Hugh's thoughts: having a poo fight with monkeys in a room filled with canvases
- You can't run from the law and run for president at the same time
- Zack's thoughts: Holding a senator at gunpoint while campaigning from a podium to the throng of police men and swat team surrounding him.
- Hugh's thoughts: Hugh, sword drawn, is running ninja style at the president while bullets fired by law enforcement whiz by him.
- Oswalds's thoughts: Oswald stands behind a podium in a suit and tie. In an opposing podium a bobby gestures with his hands as if making a speech.
- You can't count your chickens and burn your bridges at the same time.
- Someone: throwing burning chickens like molotov cocktails onto a bridge(s).
- Someone: Being caught stealing chicken roast from mom's oven. She is extremely upset.
- Oswald's thoughts: Oswald is running over a burning bridge from a burning village, obviously besieged by bandits or a dark army. His face is a mix of worry and courage. Clutched to his chest and warped in his dark cloak is the last chicken.
- You can't defeat a pirate and a ninja at the same time.
- Unless we want to play around with the word "defeat", this seems to straight forward. But we could abuse "defeat" in more comical way, I think. Oswald
- You cant visit the moon and grow tulips at the same time
- all four are in the same thought bubble, but all growing tulips slightly differently.
- You can't dance and win a gun fight at the same time.
- Someone: The obvious. He is poised amidst a dance floor. With a woman draped around him and a rose in his teeth, he wields two classy silenced pistols.
- Oswald: Oswald is dressed in modern dancing attire (tight shirt and loose warm up pants). He is leaping in the air while trailing interpretative dance ribbons which have various attackers disarmed and/or incapacitated.
- You can't defuse a bomb and make dinner at the same time.
- just a side note, I think if we can actually put this line in the comic it would be awesome. Something like Hugh explaining why he didn't make dinner on his night.Oswald
- You can't have a cake and eat it
- we could just have someone say this followed by Oswald eating a cake.
- You can't win an argument on the internet... and anything else
I've noticed that the dualities roll off better if they share a verb with different meanings. Like "run for the president and run form the cops". We could change the first one to "drive a bus and a drive a golf ball" or something. Oswald
